| No matter what business you are in, there
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| | of $3.29.
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| is a culture in your office. The language
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| | Google Bombing: Setting up a large number
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| of the office is fluid, changing as
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| | of Web pages with links that point to a
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| quickly. Keeping up is important because
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| | specific Web site so that the site will
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| clear communication is the key to success
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| | appear near the top of a Google search
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| in everything you do. Here a few terms
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| | when users enter the link text. (Note
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| you might have heard but were unclear as
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| | that Google (TM) is a trademark
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| to their true meaning:
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| | identifying the search technology and
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| Office Creeper- a person who sneaks into
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| | services of Google Technologies Inc.)
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| an office during business hours and
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| | Metrosexual: An urban male with a strong
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| steals personal items and equipment.
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| | aesthetic sense who spends a great deal
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| This is done often in plain view of
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| | of time and money on his appearance and
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| others who may be confused as to whether
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| | lifestyle.
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| or not that person is supposed to be in
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| | Phantom Load: The electricity consumed by
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| the office. These criminals are well
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| | a device when it is turned off. Energy
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| dressed and pleasant to all staff while
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| | Experts use this term for vcrs and
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| in the building.
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| | electric clocks which suck power even
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| Butt Calls- These are calls made when
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| | when turned off.
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| someone accidentally sits or their cell
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| | Marzipan Layer: In a business or
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| phone or an object in their purse
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| | professional firm, the level of managers
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| accidentally causes the cell phone to
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| | and other senior staff just below the
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| call. The recipient of the call will hear
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| | topmost level of directors or partners.
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| nose or the conversation of the
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| | It can also be called the marzipan set.
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| accidentally caller with someone else.
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| | Stop-Loss Job: a job taken to pay one's
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| They are a big problem with people who
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| | bill and stop depletion on one's savings.
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| have phones that have one-touch 911
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| | Survival Job: a job taken to make ends
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| dialing. These calls plug up the
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| | meet until something better comes along
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| emergency system.
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| | GOOD job: a Get Out Of Debt job.
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| Multicolor Collar Workers:
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| | Geezer glut: the large number of seniors
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| Gray-collar workers- skilled technicians,
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| | that will result from the baby boomer
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| emplpyees whose job descriptions combine
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| | generation aging.
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| some white and some blue-collar duties
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| | The generation that has grown up with and
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| Black-collar workers- Coal miners and oil
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| | is completely at home with digital
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| workers
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| | devices and digital culture.
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| Pink-collar workers- Secretaries and
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| | Irritainment: Entertainment and media
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| other clerical staff
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| | spectacles that are both annoying and
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| Green-collar workers- Environmentalists
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| | compulsively watchable.
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| Gold-collar workers- Professionals or
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| | CNN Effect: The negative effect on the
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| those with in-demand skills, also
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| | economy caused by people staying home to
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| employees over 55
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| | watch CNN or some other news source
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| Dog-collar workers- Priests
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| | during a crisis such as a war.
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| Open-collar workers- People who work at
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| | Goomby: A person who hopes for or seeks
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| home
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| | the removal of some dangerous or
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| Frayed-collar workers- The working poor
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| | unpleasant feature from his or her
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| or workers having trouble making ends
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| | neighborhood.
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| meet
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| | Duppie: A depressed urban professional; a
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| Steel-collar workers- Robots
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| | person who once had a high-status or
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| Masstige: These goods occupy a sweet spot
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| | high-paying job and must now work in a
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| between mass and class. While commanding
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| | menial or lower paying job.
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| a premium over conventional products,
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| | Time Porn: Television shows and other
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| they are priced well below super premium
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| | media that portray characters as having
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| or old-luxury goods. It's how you sell an
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| | excessive amounts of spare time.
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| 11 ounce bottle of lotion for $9 instead
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