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Guerrilla PR- Chapter One

THE NATURE OF MEDIAThirty years ago, Marshall"public relations" and "publicity" are
McCluhan,  the  father  of  modernused  interchangeably.
communications, wrote the immortal words,They shouldn't be. Publicity is only one
"The  medium  is  the  message."manifestation of  P.R.-specifically,
Today I would amend that to, "The mediumachieving notoriety through accumulated
is  the  media."  Our  civilization  ispress  exposure. A  publicist  knows
utterly dominated by the force of media.newspapers, magazines, and TV talk shows.
After  our  own  families,  no  influencePublic  Relations is  much  more
holds greater sway in shaping the text ofthan that. The Public Relations expert is as
our  being  than  do  the  media  thatwell  versed  in  human nature  as  in
cloak us like an electronic membrane.Weeditorial and sound bytes.P.R. can be as
all think of ourselves as unique, unlike anymacro as a campaign to persuade foreign
person  past  or  present.governments  so  buy
Indeed, what gives human life its divineU.S. soybeans, or as micro as a warm
spark  is  the  distinct  quality  of  everyhandshake.  The  notion  that  P.R.  is
individual. Yet in many ways we are allsimply a matter of mailing press releases
the  same.  The  task  of  marketis  nuttier  than  a  squirrel's
analysts, pollsters, and demographers isbreakfast. As producer, manager, and
to  identify  those  characteristics  wepublicist  Jay  Bernstein  says,  "P.R.  is
share, and group us accordingly. If yougetting a front table at the right
are  in  your  early  forties,  male,restaurant, getting you invited to the right
Caucasian, a father of two, earn $50,000party, and getting into first class with
or  more,  and  listen  to  a  Top  40a tourist ticket."A man who has greatly
affected my thinking, the esteemed business
radio station, there are total strangersauthor
out  there  who  know  an  awful  lot  about
and lecturer Tom Peters, tells the story
you.That's because they understand a lotof  a  visit  to  a  neighborhood
about  your  upbringing.  They  know
convenience store. "American Express was
you watched "The Mickey Mouse Club" in thebeing  a  little  user-unfriendly,"
fifties,  "The  Man From
Tom recalls, "and it took a good three
U.N.C.L.E." in the sixties, "Saturday Nightminutes  for  my  AMEX  card  to  clear.
Live"  in the  seventies,  became
When it finally did, the cashier bagged my
environmentally conscious in the eighties,purchase,  and  as  I  turned  to  go
and  were  probably sorry  ABC
reached into a jar of two-cent
canceled "Thirtysomething" in the nineties.foil-wrapped  mints.  He  pulled  one  out,
They've got  your  number  because
dropped it in my bag, and said, 'The
they understand the role the media havedelay  you  experienced  was  inexcusable.
played  in  your life  from  the  moment
I apologize and hope it doesn't happen
you Boomed as a Baby.Today, in America, weagain.  Come  back  soon.'  For  two
tune in to over 9,000 commercial radio
stations,  1,100cents, he bought my loyalty for
life."This story is about one small business
television stations, 11,000 periodicals, andowner  and  only  one  customer, but it's
over  11,000  newspapers  with  a
a perfect example of good P.R. But what
combined circulation of nearly seventyabout  bad  P.R.?  I  doubt  there's
million.  These  are  the  sources  of  our
anyone on the scene who has mastered that
opinions on everything from nucleardubious  craft  better  than
disarmament  to  Madonna's  love  life.
sometime-billionaire Donald Trump. This
Nobody likes to be told what to think,is  a  man  who  has  lost  control  of
but  all  of  us, every single day, are told
his own gilded ship. His lurid
precisely what to think about.As Anthonyinfidelities,  his  profligate spending, his
Pratkanis and Elliot Aronson show in their
insightful  book,  Age  ofprecipitous fall from fortune, and, worst
of  all,  his  attempt  to  exploit  the
Propaganda, the mass media are most
effective  in  terms  of  persuading  theMike Tyson rape tragedy to promote a
prize  fight,  collectively paint a portrait
public for two primary reasons. First,
they  teach  new  behavior  and,  second,of a thoroughly vulgar mind.The Donald
doesn't care what you say about him, as long
they let us know that certain behaviorsas  you  spell  his
are  legitimate  and  appropriate.  So,  if
name right. True, whenever he opens his
the media are encouraging certain buyingmouth  or  makes  a  move,  the  press is
patterns,  fashion  trends,  modes  of
all over him. But his massive celebrity has
thinking, the unstated message we receivemade  him  only  a  famous  fool.  You
is  "It's  okay  for  me  to  like  that,
are not likely to achieve the degree of fame
do that, feel that." In this way, ourthat  Mr.  Trump  has,  but,  given
culture  evolves,  is  accelerated, and
his shameful image, I would congratulate you
disseminated.Like the transcontinentalon that.P.R. VS. MARKETINGWith Guerrilla P.R.
railroad of the last century, the media link(and P.R. in general), you do not tell the
everypublic  that  your
city, gully, farmhouse, and mountaintop innew digital fish cleaner is the greatest
North  America.  Regionalism  isinvention  since  the  dawn  of time. You
fading. The American accent is morecould easily do that in an ad. Your goal is
uniform;  our  penchant  for  migrationto  lead  people  to  draw  that  same
and blending in is like the smoothing outconclusion for themselves. Otherwise, you're
of  a  great  national  blanket.  We  areengaging  in  good  old-fashioned-
fast becoming one.A common grammaticalor is it new-fashioned?-marketing
error occurs when people say "The media is"strategy.Companies often relegate public
ratherrelations  to  their  marketing departments.
than "The media are" ("media" being theThat might make sense from a corporate
plural of  medium").  Yet  I  sensepoint  of  view,  but  there's a distinct
people who say "the media is" are on todifference between P.R. and marketing. Going
something.  They  perceive  the  manyback  to  the  "science  vs. art"
arms of the media-TV, newspapers, radio,analogy, whereas P.R. is the art, marketing
etc.-as  part  of  one  monstrouslyis the science.Bob Serling, President of the
Stratford  Marketing  Group,  an  L.A.-based
monolithic creature. The media are "one"
too.Consider "Baby Jessica" McClure, for whommarketing firm, has written, "Marketing
my  firm  donated  publicis  everything  you  do  to  make  sure
relations services. Jessica was the toddleryour customers find out about, and buy,
from  Midland,  Texas,  who  fell  downyour  products  and  services."  That's
a narrow pipe in her backyard in 1987. Fora tall order, and to go about filling it,
thirty-six  hours,  America  wasmarketing  executives  lug  around  a
mesmerized by press coverage of herhefty bag of tricks.To a large degree,
rescue.  Acting  as  a  concernedthey rely on surveys, demographic analyses
and
neighbor, the media conveyed Jessica's
light  to  the  nation.  The  private  agonyestablished sales and advertising
procedures  to  accomplish  their goals. But
of the McClure family became the anguish
of all America.Think of it: the temporaryin Public Relations, intangibles play a
suffering of one "insignificant" littlefar  greater  role.  How  do  you  measure a
girl  stopped
feeling? It's not easy, but in P.R. we
the world's most powerful country dead intrade  in  the  realm of feelings every day.
its  tracks.  (Then, to  canonize  the
We may use the media as the vehicle, but
experience, the TV movie version ofthe  landscape  we  traverse  is
Jessica's  story  made it  to  the  small
contoured by human emotion.Marketing
screen within a year.)Without those camerasoften goes hand-in-hand with advertising. The
there to catch it, and those TV stations toundeniable
broadcast
advantage with advertising is that the
it, Baby Jessica's ordeal would have madeadvertiser  retains  full  control.  He
absolutely  no  impact  on  anyone
knows exactly what his message will say
other than her family and those who savedand  precisely  when  it  will  be  seen.
her.  Because  of  the  media,  all  of
But remember this little fact of life:
America for two days became part ofmost  top  ad  agencies  consider  a  1-2
Jessica's family.CONTRACTION AND
EXPANSIONJournalists and talk-show hosts likepercent response rate a triumph. That's
to  claim  they're  in  the  informationall  it  takes  to  make  them  happy.
business or the news business. But you knowAnd, like it or not, most people don't
and  I  know  they're  in  thetake  ads  as  seriously  as  advertisers
money business just like everyone else.would like. Everybody knows they're
Because  practically  all  media  arebought and paid for.I prefer the odds with
major media exposure. True, you do lose a
privately held profit-making ventures,large
they  behave  much  like  any  other
measure of control, and you never know
enterprise, looking for ways to increasefor  sure  when  or  how  your  message
the bottom line.To do that they must expand
their consumer base, that is, their audience.will be conveyed. But the public is far
likelier  to  accept  what  it  gleans  from
They must give the customer what he orthe news media over what it sees in
she  wants.  So  if  your  local  newscommercials.  If  Dan  Rather  says  a  new
station runs a few too many five-partsports shoe is a daring innovation,
specials  on  the  illicit sex lives of nunspeople  will  give  that  more credence than
during "Sweeps Month," remember they'reif company spokesman Bo Jackson says it.
only trying to please the viewers.Creating aThe  news,  indeed  the  truth,  is
successful product means citizens may not
always  get  thewhat Dan Rather says it is.So who tells Dan
Rather what's news? The media like to boast
information they need. A Harvardthey  rely on
researcher  found  the  average  network
ace newsgathering staffs; but in fact they
sound byte from presidential campaignsdepend  a  great  deal  on  public
dropped  from  41.5  seconds  per
relations people. That doesn't mean the
broadcast in 1968 to just under 10 secondsjournalists  of  America  are  saps.
in  1988.  That  translates  into
They're just looking for good stories. A
roughly sixteen words a night with which tohungry  reporter  and  a  smart publicist
make up  our  minds  on  who
is a match made in heaven, and it's been
should run the country. We absorb morethat  way  since  the  dawn  of  the
information,  yet understand  less
Communication Age.FROM THE GUERRILLA P.R.
than ever before.This is a logicalFILEIn Amarillo, Texas, you'll find the Big
consequence of big media. Their existenceTexan  Steak  Ranch,  where  the  owner
depends  on
issues the following challenge:If you can
keeping the audience tuned in. If TVeat a seventy-two-ounce steak in an hour, you
station  "A"  covers  candidate  "B"get  it  free.  News  of
droning on about farm subsidies, most of thethe deal traveled far and wide, even to the
audience  will  probably  switch  toskies  where  I  first  read  about it in
station "C" running a story about the strayan airline magazine.GLORY DAYS: THE FOUNDING
cat  raised  by  an  affectionate pig.OF THE P.R. INDUSTRYThe public relations
industry flourished with the growth of
Station "A" would be wise to ditch candidatetwentieth-century
"B" and  send  a  crew  out  to  film
mass media, although sensitivity to public
Porky and Tabby.Along with this contractionopinion  on  the  part  of public figures
of information is a parallel expansion of
media.is nothing new. Even Abraham Lincoln got
into  the  act,  declaring  once,  "What
Because social scientists have us so
precisely categorized, outlets targeted tokills a skunk is the publicity it gives
itself."  The fathers of modern P.R. knew
specific groups flourish. Lear's caters tothe value of simple images to convey
mature,  high-income  women.powerful messages.Edward Bernays, founder of
modern  P.R.,  defined  his  mission  as the
Details appeals to middle-income,
fast-tracker  men.  Essence  aims  for blackengineering of consent. He was a nephew
of  Sigmund  Freud,  and  he  strikes
women.Peter Yarrow, of Peter, Paul, and
Mary, tells a great story in his stage showme as having been just as perceptive
about  human  nature  as  his  esteemed
to illustrate how narrowly focused we'veuncle. Bernays displayed a genius for
become  as  a  society.  In  the  1940sconcocting  indelible  images,  something
and 1950s we had the all-encompassing Lifegood P.R. campaigns require. In one early
magazine.  Then,  we  cropped  ourtriumph,  he  arranged  for  young
vision down to People magazine in thedebutantes to smoke Lucky Strikes while
seventies  (all  of  Life  wasn't  goodstrolling  in  New  York's  1929  Easter
enough anymore). Things tightened up evenParade. What Bernays sold to the press as
more  with  Us.  Now  we  have  Self.a  bold  political  statement  on
Somewhere, there's just gotta be awomen's rights was no more than a gimmick
magazine  just  for  you. I can just imagineto sell cigarettes.Pioneers like publicist
film producer A.C. Lyles set the pace for
it: on sale now, "Fred Morgansterngenerations
Monthly."Not only do we see more media
outlets,  but  the  flow  of information hasof publicists to follow. Another innovator,
Ivy  Hill,  is  often  credited  with
likewise increased dramatically the past
few  years.  Fax  machines,  cellularinventing the press release. Hill believed
telling  the  "truth"  in journalistic
phones, modems, fiber-optic cables, Low
Power  TV,  satellite  down-links,  allfashion would help shape public opinion. He
sensed  editors  would not
have reshaped the way we get our
information,  when  we  get  it, and what wedismiss press releases as ads, but rather
would  perceive  their  real  news
do with it.During China's "Goddess of
Democracy" protests in 1989, the studentsvalue. He was right.The publicist's ability
to appeal to newspapers proved invaluable to
kept in touch with the outside world viacaptains
fax.  Instantly,  China  seemed to  leap
of industry seeking to shore up their
forward from feudal empire to modern nation.images.  Back  in  the  1920s,  Hill
Vietnam  was  the  first  "we'll be
masterminded industrialist John D.
right back after these messages" war. AsRockefeller's  much-ridiculed  habit  of
napalm  rained  down  on  the jungle,
handing out dimes to every child he met.
we saw it live as it happened. We had noRidiculous  but  effective  in  its  time.
time  to  process  information or
(Imagine T.Boone Pickens trying that
analyze events as we were barraged by them.today.)Occasionally, clients got less than
Because  of  improvedthey bargained for. In the late 1950s, the
communications, the Gulf War had the same
effect,  only  with  infinitely  moreFord Motor Company hired P.R. trail-blazer
Ben  Sonnenberg  to  help  overcome
drama.The media may have accelerated the
process  of  dissemination,  but  as  wethe negative fallout from the Edsel
fiasco.  He  charged  Ford  $50,000  for  a
found out in the days of the first
supersonic  jets, breaking the sound barrierfoolproof P.R. plan, and after three days
submitted  it  in  person.  Sonnenberg
did not, as some scientists feared, cause
planes  to  disintegrate.  Likewise,looked the breathless executives in the
eye  and  intoned,  "Do  nothing."  With
instant news did not cause us to
psychologically disintegrate.There's no waythat, the dapper publicist pocketed his
to assess what this means to society. To becheck  and  walked  out,  much  to  the
carpet-bombed
slack-jawed shock of the Ford brain
by information must have far-reachingtrust.Even nations sometimes need help.
consequences  to  our  civilization,  butDuring  the  1970s,  Argentina  developed  a
that's for future observers to sort out.little P.R. problem when its government
Today,  we  face  an  intimidating media-kidnapped  and  murdered  thousands
driven culture. Anyone looking to succeed inof its own citizens. Buenos Aires hired
business  must  first  master thethe  high-powered  U.S.  firm  of  Burson-
fundamentals of navigating the media. ToMarsteller to tidy things up. For a cool
reach  customers,  donors,  or$1,000,000,  the  firm  launched  an
investors-to reach the public-one mustextensive campaign involving
rely  on  the  media  as  the  primeopinion-makers  from  around  the  world:  a
intermediary. The methodology to achievestream of press releases stressed, among
this is known as Public Relations.THE NATUREother  things,  the  Argentine
OF PUBLIC RELATIONSHalf the world is composed
of  people  who  have  something  to  sayregime's record in fighting terrorism.
Sometimes  the  truth  can  be  stretched
and can't, and the other half who have
nothing to say and keep on saying it.--until it tears itself in half.I don't wish
Robert FrostI'm often asked whether publicto give the impression that P.R. is strictly
relations is a science or an art. That's aa  polite  version of
lying. That's not the case. As I said, P.R.
valid question. In science, two plus twois  gift-wrapping.  Whether delivered
equals  four.  It  will always equal four
in fancy or plain paper, truth is truth, and
whether added by a Republican from Iowa, athe  public  ultimately comprehends
shaman  from  New  Guinea,  or  an
it. The trick is packaging the truth on your
alien from Planet X. However, in publicown terms.How often have you read about a big
relations,  two  plus two may equal four.movie star storming off the set of a film
It may equal five. It may equal zero todaybecause of "creative differences" with the
and fifty tomorrow.Public relations is andirector?  We  all  know the  two
art.Like an art, there are rules of form,
proven  techniques,  and  standards  ofegomaniacs probably hated each other's guts.
But  if  the  papers printed  that,
excellence. But, overall, it's a
mercurial  enterprise,  where instinct is aswe'd perceive the situation very
differently. By our soft-pedaling the row
legitimate as convention.Public relationswith
was once defined as the ability to provide
the  answers  beforewords like "creative differences," the movie
star's reputation  remains  intact,
the public knows enough to ask the
questions.  Another  P.R.  pundit  onceeven though intuition tells us he's
"difficult."MORE THAN ONE PUBLICThus far,
stated, "We don't persuade people. Wewhen referring to the public, I've
simply  offer  them  reasons  togeneralized  to  mean  the
persuade themselves." I define what I dopopulation at large: We the People. The
as  gift-wrapping.  If  you  package  asophisticated  modern  art  of  P.R.
bracelet in a Tiffany box, it will have aencompasses many more "publics" than
higher  perceived  value  than  ifthat.  In  fact,  selective  targeting  is a
presented in a K Mart box. Same bracelet,primary tactic in sound P.R. strategies.
different perception.PERCEPTION IS REALITYDonAs  you  will  see,  bigger  is  not  always
Burr, former CEO of People Express Airlines,
once  said,  "In  the  airlinebetter.Depending on the goals, a publicist
could target any one of various business,
industry, if passengers see coffee stains on
the  food  tray,  they  assume  theconsumer, or governmental communities. An
investor  seeking  financial  backing
engine maintenance isn't done right." That
may  seem  irrational, but  in  thisaims for the financial press and relevant
trade  publications.  A  rock  musician
game, perception, not the objective truth,
matters most.How one comprehends givenzeroes in on the local music rags. A
information is all-important in publiclobbyist  might  need nothing more than a
relations.
friendly article in the Washington Post, a
For decades, baby harp seals were bludgeonedretailer  only  the  residents  of  his
to  death  by  fur  hunters,  but
immediate neighborhood.Though I've found a
until the public saw the cute littlefew clients easily dazzled by quantity, in
critters  up  close  and  personal  andP.R.  quality is
perceived the hunt as unacceptable, thewhat really counts. A seven-inch stack of
problem  didn't  exist.  Before  that,  itpress  clippings  means  nothing  unless
was a matter of trappers preserving theirthe objectives of the campaign have been
hardy  way  of  life.  The  sealsmet.  The  scrapbook  makes  a  great
ultimately hired the betterMother's Day gift, but I'd rather see my
publicist.This also works in negative ways.clients'  careers  advanced  in  the
The  congressional  check-bouncing  scandal
right direction.Figuring out which public to
was a case in which individualreach is one of the most critical decisions a
congressmen's visibility skyrocketed, while
publicist makes. My orientation-and, I
their credibility plummeted. The Tobaccohope,  yours-is  geared  toward  the
Institute,  a  Washington-based
most significant audience vis-à-vis
lobbying and P.R. outfit, spends its timeyour  objectives,  which  is not necessarily
and  money  claiming  cigarettes  are
the widest. You may want to target the
okay. Nothing they do or say will everpeople  you  buy  from,  the  people  you
make  that  true,  but  they  may  go a long
hope to sell to, the people you work for,
way in changing public perception ofthe  people  that  work  for  you,  and  so
their  product.  A  few  years  ago  they
on. It's a big world full of little
sponsored subliminally that no-smokingworlds when you look closely.In most cases I
regulations  infringe  on  our  basicspell out precisely who and what I'm going
after,  and then
liberties. How's that for a P.R.
stretch?Ultimately, the goal of any publicproceed aggressively. Don't go for the moon
relations campaign is to either reorient,all  at  once.  Set  a  goal, achieve
or solidify, perception of a product,it, then build on that base. Any good
client,  policy,  or  event.  From there,planner  knows  the  advantages  of
nature takes its course. If the publicthinking three steps ahead while proceeding
perceives  the product as good, the movieone step at a time.FROM THE GUERRILLA P.R.
FILEThe history-making August 1991 revolution
star as sexy, the pet rock as indispensable,in  the  former  Soviet  Union
then  the  public  will  fork  over its
began when then-president Mikhail
money. As the brilliant business author Dr.Gorbachev  left  Moscow  for  a  vacation on
Judith  Bardwick  explained,  "To be
the Crimean Sea. Because the whole affair
perceived as visible increasingly means onehad  a  happy  ending,  everybody
is perceived as successful."Some may charge
that stressing perception as reality islaughed when, only a few days later, the
tantamount  topresident  of  an  outdoor  billboard
sanctioning falsehood. I disagree. As thecompany in Detroit ran a series of large
great  historian  Max  Dimont  argued,ads  all  over  town  reading:  "Welcome
it didn't matter if Moses really did haveBack, Gorby! Next Time Vacation in
a  chat  with  the  Lord  up  on  MountMichigan."MICHAEL LEVINE'S TEN COMMANDMENTS
FOR DEALING WITH MEDIANever be boring.
Sinai or not. What matters is that theNever!Know your subject thoroughly.Know the
Jewish  people  believed  it  and  carvedmedia you contact. Read the paper, watch the
newscast.Cover you bases.Don't just take
their unique place in world civilizations"yes" for an answer. Follow up, follow
because  of  it.  Perception  becamethrough.Never feel satisfied.Always maintain
your composure.Think several moves ahead.Be
reality.Likewise, on a more mundane scale,persistent, but move on when you're convinced
one  will succeed in a P.R. campaign onlyyou're getting nowhere.Remember, this
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if the perception fostered truly resonatesseriously  (like  too
with  the  public.  I  do  not  believe
many publicists I know). Have fun.Michael
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public,  the  reality  of  the  times. AsSurvive a Flood in Your Own
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earned.P.R. OR PUBLICITY?Often, the terms



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