Please, Don't Make Me Take A Vacation

"I never go on vacation," said a Manhattan real estatethe occasion to replace you with somebody who has
agent. "And when I do, I have my computer, my Palm,shown promise of never needing something as
my e-mail and my cell phone with me at all times."irresponsible as a vacation, at least, not one that goes
It seems that our tech toys have become the adulton and on for that long ago and faraway interlude of
equivalent of an umbilical cord. So how can we livetwo weeks.
without them?What's an exhausted and tense person to do? Here's
And what about now, when, as a good citizen, whoour humble but functional answer. Most years we take
also doesn't want to get arrested, you at least have tolong weekends, with only an occasional year in which
endure your plane trip without their nourishment andwe indulge in a flagrant week or two away from our
comfort? Let's do a checklist of tech tonics that canday-to-day entanglements. We find the possibility of
cause us to experience separation anxiety.frequent breaks inviting, and we don't get taken out of
Your laptop. No more making the flight a window toour lives the way the extended vacations of yore
catch up with your work or idle the time away with aused to separate us from our usual doings. We also
video game. Even if you're reunited with the high-techfind that most of the world is within reach during these
marvel after the flight, what if you're on a tropicalthree-day to five-day intervals.
island, marooned on the coconut garden without aOf course, if you're thinking of heading to Australia or
high-speed Internet connection?the Far East, you may be doing little more than making
Your cell phone. No more last minute chats beforea U-turn, so better reserve those destinations for the
takeoff or immediate reconnection on landing. Howrare times when you dare a week or - dare we even
bereft can life get?mention the words? - two or even three weeks?
Your Palm or Blackberry. Can't take either of those onThen again, you can always decide to move to a
board either, and, as you know, out of phone numbersvacation destination forever, especially when you
and email addresses, out of business, worse yet, cutcompare the length of the idylls in other parts of what
off from your entire social life, at least, for thewe loosely refer to as the civilized world.
seemingly eternal length of the flight.According to the Organization for Economic
Your MP3 player. No, no, anything but that! How willCooperation and Development, as of 2004, in the US
your soul survive the deafening silence?full-time employees have 3.9 holiday and vacation
And the reluctance to separate from our tech toolsweeks off a year, while in the UK they have 6.6
isn't the only reason many Americans are reluctant toweeks, in France 7, and in Italy 7.9.
take the vacations they once flew out of their officeBut do you really want to part with the good, young
chairs for. Most Americans also fret, in these daysUSA for an extended or everlasting break? For most
when what used to be called workaholic hours nowof us the thought remains an occasion for separation
seem more like half days, that the employer will useanxiety that we simply can't endure.