| Instead of getting all bent out of shape
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| | interview· Applicant asks how soon he
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| over innocuous remarks made by the
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| | can have the interviewing manager's
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| President of Mexico, perhaps the Lord and
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| | office· "Applicants offered their
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| Prince of African-American Ideological
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| | interviewers gifts, money, and even sex
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| Imperialism (that's Lord Jesse and Prince
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| | in return for a job offer, and one job
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| Al) should know just how Americans apply
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| | seeker offered to shine the hiring
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| for those jobs they so vehemently claim
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| | manager's shoes." [4]Now this is NOT to
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| Mexicans are stealing.The good folks at
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| | say that all Americans show up at
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| recently took a peek into the matter. In
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| | interviews a "brick shy of a load". I
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| a survey of 600 hiring managers, 70
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| | would not dare make such a
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| percent of them reported the following
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| | generalization. So let me go on record so
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| bizarre behaviors displayed by American
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| | I don't get a lot of nasty emails. Not
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| job applicants. [1]Now listen carefully
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| | every American without exception shows up
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| Lord Jackson and Prince Al:· No
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| | at job interviews with "the porch light
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| shows-they make the appointment for the
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| | on but no one's at home". Just a lot of
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| job interview then do not show up·
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| | you apparently do.Do not, and I repeat,
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| Compulsive watch-checking during the
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| | do not do these (are you still listening
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| interview· Interviewee asking the
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| | Lord Jesse and Prince Al?) at job
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| interviewer to hurry up the interview·
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| | interviews. I guess no one told you these
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| Applicants literally running from the
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| | were not good things to do when applying
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| room as soon as the word "drug testing"
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| | for work:· Pick your nails
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| is mentioned· Applicants telling the
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| | · Light up tobacco or other smoking
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| hiring manager that the company has a
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| | products
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| black aura and leaving the interview·
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| | · Fart
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| Applicants showing up for the interview
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| | · Belch
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| in T-shirts and jeans· "One job hopeful
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| | · Pick your nose or any other bodily
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| arrived at his interview displaying a
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| | orificev
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| hairy chest, medallion, strong cologne
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| | · Scratch your private parts
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| and a wad of gum in his mouth. And which
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| | · SpitI am not making this stuff up.
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| is worse: the applicant who wore a
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| | Americans really will do this, and more,
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| housecoat and slippers or the one who
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| | at job interviews.This behavior is what
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| wore his slippers with a bathing suit and
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| | Mexicans would call "uneducated". And you
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| T-shirt?" [2]· Applicant singing the
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| | know what? THEY ARE RIGHT!So Lord Jackson
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| national anthem· Trying to sell the
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| | and Prince Albert, perhaps you should
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| interviewer a car· Applicant drops to
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| | take a long and hard look at the reasons
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| the floor and starts doing Yoga during
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| | American employers are hiring more and
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| the interview· Applicant lapses into
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| | more Mexicans!What do you think of
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| doing celebrity imitations· Applicant
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| | that?[1] Weirdest Interview Behavior by
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| tells interviewer he wants the job so he
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| | Laura Morsch, CareerBuilder.com[2]
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| can get the employee discounts and then
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| | Ibid[3] Ibid[4] IbidDoug Bower is a
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| retire in 2 months· Applicant tells the
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| | freelance writer and book author. His
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| interviewer that George Bush was his last
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| | most recent writing credits include The
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| supervisor at his previous place of
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| | Atlanta Journal-Constitution, The Houston
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| employment· "Another admitted he didn't
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| | Chronicle, The Philadelphia Inquirer, and
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| do all of the duties listed in his
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| | Transitions Abroad. He is a columnist
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| résumé - but he assured the hiring
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| | with and the Magic City Morning Star. He
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| manager that it didn't matter." [3]·
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| | is also listed with He lives with his
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| Applicant asks for a raise during the
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| | wife in Guanajuato, Mexico.
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