Jesse And Al Should Read This!

Instead of getting all bent out of shape over innocuoushow soon he can have the interviewing manager's
remarks made by the President of Mexico, perhapsoffice· "Applicants offered their interviewers gifts,
the Lord and Prince of African-American Ideologicalmoney, and even sex in return for a job offer, and one
Imperialism (that's Lord Jesse and Prince Al) shouldjob seeker offered to shine the hiring manager's
know just how Americans apply for those jobs theyshoes." [4]Now this is NOT to say that all Americans
so vehemently claim Mexicans are stealing.The goodshow up at interviews a "brick shy of a load". I would
folks at recently took a peek into the matter. In anot dare make such a generalization. So let me go on
survey of 600 hiring managers, 70 percent of themrecord so I don't get a lot of nasty emails. Not every
reported the following bizarre behaviors displayed byAmerican without exception shows up at job
American job applicants. [1]Now listen carefully Lordinterviews with "the porch light on but no one's at
Jackson and Prince Al:· No shows-they make thehome". Just a lot of you apparently do.Do not, and I
appointment for the job interview then do not showrepeat, do not do these (are you still listening Lord
up· Compulsive watch-checking during theJesse and Prince Al?) at job interviews. I guess no one
interview· Interviewee asking the interviewer totold you these were not good things to do when
hurry up the interview· Applicants literally runningapplying for work:· Pick your nails
from the room as soon as the word "drug testing" is· Light up tobacco or other smoking products
mentioned· Applicants telling the hiring manager· Fart
that the company has a black aura and leaving the· Belch
interview· Applicants showing up for the interview· Pick your nose or any other bodily orificev
in T-shirts and jeans· "One job hopeful arrived at· Scratch your private parts
his interview displaying a hairy chest, medallion, strong· SpitI am not making this stuff up. Americans
cologne and a wad of gum in his mouth. And which isreally will do this, and more, at job interviews.This
worse: the applicant who wore a housecoat andbehavior is what Mexicans would call "uneducated".
slippers or the one who wore his slippers with aAnd you know what? THEY ARE RIGHT!So Lord
bathing suit and T-shirt?" [2]· Applicant singing theJackson and Prince Albert, perhaps you should take a
national anthem· Trying to sell the interviewer along and hard look at the reasons American
car· Applicant drops to the floor and starts doingemployers are hiring more and more Mexicans!What
Yoga during the interview· Applicant lapses intodo you think of that?[1] Weirdest Interview Behavior by
doing celebrity imitations· Applicant tells interviewerLaura Morsch, CareerBuilder.com[2] Ibid[3] Ibid[4]
he wants the job so he can get the employeeIbidDoug Bower is a freelance writer and book author.
discounts and then retire in 2 months· ApplicantHis most recent writing credits include The Atlanta
tells the interviewer that George Bush was his lastJournal-Constitution, The Houston Chronicle, The
supervisor at his previous place of employment·Philadelphia Inquirer, and Transitions Abroad. He is a
"Another admitted he didn't do all of the duties listed incolumnist with and the Magic City Morning Star. He is
his résumé - but he assured the hiringalso listed with He lives with his wife in Guanajuato,
manager that it didn't matter." [3]· Applicant asksMexico.
for a raise during the interview· Applicant asks